Mad Style: Joan Holloway, S2 Part 1

"This is an office that hinges on professional decorum."

Season 2 Episode 1 - "For Those Who Think Young"

Joan surveys the Sterling Cooper landscape in search of an appropriate spot for the exciting new Xerox machine. Joan gets a little stern with the girls after they protest the suggestion of putting it in the break room and reminds them that this technology will be a godsend to them. Of course, the rise of the Xerox machine (as well as various other forms of business technology) was the death knell for the steno pool. The reason you see a sea of women typing away both on Mad Men and in period movies is because without modern business technology, you needed an army of secretaries to do what just one can do today. The scene is lighthearted but when put in perspective there's a slightly ominous feel to it.

Later she heads into Roger's office for some light banter about her new steady doctor boyfriend and whether or not he's going to propose to her.

We're seeing a more mature, settled down Joan in Season 2. She's in a serious relationship that looks like it's going the distance, so she's toned down her look slightly. She's still working in the rich color, tight silhouette Joan mode, but the fussiness is lessened. A simple neckline, no scarf and downplayed jewelry (although we do love that two-piece brooch with the connecting chain). The message is clear: Joannie is off the market.

She's still trying to figure out a place to put the Xerox machine, rightly predicting that it will change the office drastically. She encounters Lois and reprimands her for crying in the ladies room, something she has specifically forbidden. "There's a place to do that. Like your apartment."

Brown isn't a color she goes to often, but like all redheads, she looks amazing in it. Still, it's an austere Joan, at least in comparison to Season 1. She still looks competent and womanly and sexy as hell, but there's a definite sense of withholding in her wardrobe; a maturity stuck in the halfway world between single gal in the city and the doctor's wife she hopes to become.

Season 2 Episode 2 - "Flight 1"

Joan attends a party at her former boyfriend Paul Kinsey's place in Montclair, New Jersey. She rolls her eyes at his ridiculous pretensions, pointing out that he's drinking a rare expensive liquor but he doesn't own a couch. Paul introduces his girlfriend Sheila White who is, of course, not white. Paul gets called away and Joan dabbles in a little racism to put Sheila in her place: "When Paul and I were together, the last thing I would have taken him for was open-minded." Sheila lets the insult roll off her and compliments Joan on her purse. "Thanks! Just got it!"

There's no doubt that she was out of line here, but the reaction to this scene, in our opinion, tends to miss the point. "Joan is racist!" her detractors cry, and there's no argument that what she said here was racist. But the thing is, Joan was going to have her claws out for any girl introduced to her as Paul's girlfriend. In typical Joan fashion, she zeroed in on the one thing that was going to make her feel superior and because it was 1962, she used the kind of language and revealed the kind of thinking common among middle class whites, even of the NYC variety. If Sheila was a skinny white girl, she'd have made a backhanded crack about her figure; or about her clothes, or about her education or perceived sophistication. Sheila is a sweet, friendly, pretty girl, so Joan zeroed in on the one inarguable point that places her below her on the social ladder. This is not a defense of what Joan said, but it does put it in a little perspective.

And in order to show this darker and more complex side of Joan, here she is in a print, something she has never worn before on the show. And not just a print, but a quintessential early '60s paisley in greens and golds and oranges, perfectly matching her coloring. We'll see Joan in green a lot this season. We're not big on color theory (i.e., "green means money") especially because quite often costumers make color choices based solely on the actor's coloring or the setting of the scene. Still, green makes a major impact on her look this season and it's notable we're introduced to it here, in an unusual look for Joan in a scene that paints the least flattering picture of her yet.

Joan notices that Paul has been avoiding her and confronts him like a cat with a toy. He accuses her of saying something mean to his girlfriend and Joan pretends not to remember her. "Describe her to me. I know what's first on the list." When Paul begins to accuse her of racism, she cuts him off with "I'm not a phony," and then skewers his pretensions so severely she practically leaves smoking skidmarks on the Sterling Cooper carpet. "Out there in your poor little rich boy apartment in Newark or wherever. Walking around with your pipe and your beard. Falling in love with that girl just to show how interesting you are." When he attempts to defend himself, she takes a drag and says coolly, "Go ahead. What part is wrong?"

Again, these exchanges had less to do with Sheila's race than they had to do with Joan taking the opportunity to be a bitch to her ex-boyfriend. And in her defense, everything she said about Paul was largely true and he really was dating Sheila because he thought it made him more interesting.

Later, Paul takes Joan's driver's license from her purse, xeroxes it, and hangs it over the Xerox machine where everyone can see that Joan has committed the crime of being 31. Joan rips it down in disgust and vents a little to Peggy about how the men in this place will drag you down if you let them, conveniently leaving out the part where she was acting pretty low herself already.

This outfit has all the hallmarks of 1962 Joan: The simple shape, low on embellishments, understated neckline, mature color. The green serves to remind us of the green in the previous scene and in some respects, it becomes the signature Joan/Paul color as we'll see in a bit. We LOVE those early '60's half-length gloves with the relaxed cuff that women wore - and it was women and not girls who wore them. Again, it's about highlighting her maturity and attempts to get out of the SC world.

Season 2 Episode 3 - "The Benefactor"

Don finds himself once again without a secretary (having fired Lois because he was off fucking around and she didn't cover for him) and Joan meets him at the start of the work day to inform him, "I will be taking care of you."

It's a brief scene and it's not really about Joan, but it does serve to remind us that she is supernaturally good at her job and can slip into the old secretarial role without batting an eye. Seriously, who, male or female, gay or straight, wouldn't want a Joan Holloway to start every work day off for them with "How about a cup of coffee? I think I remember how you take it."

Again, very understated and in a business-like blue. Joan is at the tail end of her decade-long husband hunt and she's not interested in the attention of other men anymore. In a strange way, she's become a little more like Peggy; focused on her job and no-nonsense in her appearance. Of course, "no-nonsense" for Joan means she still looks like a walking hot fudge sundae. She can't really do plain if she tried and the funny thing is, she's trying here.

Season 2 Episode 5 - "The New Girl"

Joan finally gets her engagement ring ("I've been offered a few and this is by far the best.") and happily parades both it and the new girl, Jane Siegel around the office. Later she pays a visit to Roger, and like all their scenes together, it sparks and crackles with wit and sexual attraction. He wishes her well and tells her he's sad because soon there'll be no good reason to come into work. She reminds him that she's not going anywhere and he informs her that she is, even if she's not ready to accept that. "Are you being a concerned daddy?"

Here we see her a little more decked out than in previous scenes this season. It's still a businesslike blue, but the tight jacket over the print blouse (it's possible this is one piece) with the little bow at the waist and the large brooch are more embellishments than we've seen from her in a while. She's celebratory but still professional and still very much Joan top to bottom. We talked in Jane's entry about how Joan's blue serves as a counterpoint to Jane's. They're the same woman at two different points in her life. Jane is walking in the door as Joan is preparing to walk out.

Joan notices that the office horndogs are all hanging around in front of Jane's desk pretending to be busy. Jane is putting on a show with a hiked up skirt and an unbuttoned blouse. Joan shoos all the men away and has a stern but maternal talk with Jane about her "decolletage" and affectionately tells her there are better ways to go about what she's doing.

This is Season 1 Joan, sexy and pink and embellished. This stands out because this is the exact outfit she wore last season when she tried to get Peggy to consider sexing her look up a little bit. Here she's wearing it to tell Don's latest secretary to sex it down a little bit. Two opposite messages but the message of the outfit remains the same. "See how I'm doing it? That's how you should do it."

Season 2 Episode 6 - "Maidenform"

Peggy comes to Joan frustrated because she isn't being included in account meetings and she thinks it's because she's a woman. Joan is at first amused and bats her around a little, making sure to tell her that she never wanted what Peggy wanted and that Peggy never listened to any advice she's given her before. Nonetheless, she walks out giving her essentially the same advice she always gave her: "You want to be taken seriously? Stop dressing like a little girl."

Joan isn't exactly wrong in her advice, it's just that, to us in 2010 her advice would mean, "Start dressing more authoritatively" and to Joan in 1962 it meant "Start dressing sexier." Joan is in an almost exact duplicate of the blue dress and print blouse combo she wore when she paraded her engagement ring around the office, but it's notable that this time it's in a purple, the color that tends to signal the disappointments that come from her romantic entanglements. Much like the similar scene from last season where she tried to convince Peggy to use her looks more, it's a way of subtly pointing out how Joan is on the wrong track here. She's a devastatingly smart and engaging woman who is solely focused on the husband track and subsequently doesn't really comprehend the issues of a woman on the career track. And once again, she's slightly more embellished in a scene like this than in the scenes from earlier in the season when all she seemed to be focused on was her future marriage.

We love that she has various identical outfits in different colors. She knows what works for her and she's got a limited budget. Joan doesn't strike us a home sewer, although it was far more common then than it is now. It's possible she's re-using the same pattern to make different dresses but it strikes us as more likely that she simply buys the same dress in multiple colors.

Season 2 Episode 7 - "The Gold Violin"

Joan hears a rumor that Jane and a couple of the guys snuck into Bert Cooper's office after hours. She plays poor Paul like a fiddle and gets him to give up all the goods. She confronts Jane about it, who first lies and then turns on Joan for acting like her mother, making the prime mistake of bringing up Joan's age. Joan fires her on the spot.

Paul + Joan = green dress, once again. We LOVE that necklace and it gives her a slightly feral feel, which is appropriate because she looked utterly furious when Jane sassed her back. The paleness of the green is a little unusual for her because her tones tend to be rich, but it looks amazing with her coloring. The tweedy fabric gives it a textural interest as well as a maturity that keeps the outfit from being a little too frivolous or youthful, which is important in a scene where her age is once again brought up. Not that anyone really needs reminding of this, but an unmarried 31-year-old woman was largely thought of as either a slut or a tragic spinster in 1962. Jane went right for the jugular and Joan was visibly wounded by it.

After Roger condescendingly advises Jane to ignore her firing and return to work the next day, a furious Joan sashays across the office to demand "What in God's green earth are YOU doing here?" When Jane explains what Roger said to her, Joan coolly responds, "It's all perfectly clear," and leaves her alone, although she is clearly angry and humiliated. She can't do anything about it because Roger said Jane could come back.

We have, of course, seen this dress twice before. First, when we found out about her affair with Roger, and then in the scene where Roger makes clear to her that it's over (although to be fair, Joan had already made that pretty clear herself). This is the "Roger" dress; it signaled the beginning of that relationship; it signaled the end of it; and now it's signaling her humiliation and disappointment upon being confronted with the next girl in Roger's sights.


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Work of Art: S1E4 Part 1 (NSFW)

Darlings, it was a shit-smeared, self-sucking reality television EXTRAVAGANZA!

Andres Serrano in the house, bitches!



COLOR US IMPRESSED.

That the show got someone like Andres Serrano to come on instantly adds a legitimacy to the proceedings that reminded us of the good old days of Project Runway, before the endless parade of no-name celebrity judges whose only critiques amounted to "I'd wear that!"

And we liked the fact that he was not only game, but that he argued a bit with the judges. It makes a difference when an actual practitioner sits in on the judging panel. We do tend to think that's one of the few really weak areas of the show, the lack of an actual artist on the panel. He wound up being a lot more forgiving of some of the excesses of the --CHINA CHOW! WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, GIRL?!?

We J'ADORE China Chow! We just want to shout her name. China Chow! It's actually a little hard to type it without adding an exclamation point every time. China Chow! Is not a name to be whispered. China Chow! Is wearing a skirt that looks like a lampshade and she is rocking the shit out of it! China Chow! Is a little bit bitchy on the judging panel and we kind of love her for that. China Chow! Is really tiny, isn't she? China Chow! It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

China Chow! Dresses better than Heidi, Padma, and even Nina sometimes.

In other Work of Art news....

Peregrine needs to up her dosage.

Alrighty, then! Let's look at some "shocking" art. But first, let's complain a bit. See, "Make something shocking" is about as lame a directive as one could possibly give to an artist. It is the EXACT equivalent of ordering a fashion designer to "make something pretty." On the one hand, we think the directive resulted in some piss-poor (pun TOTALLY intended) art. On the other hand, that was probably the WTFiest hour of reality television we've ever seen. Contestants were stripping down and jerking off and smearing shit all over themselves left and right! Could you imagine Tim Gunn trying to mentor a scene like that? "Designers, I'm concerned. Nina doesn't respond well to ejaculate on her dresses."

ANYWAY.





Congrats to Abdi! We agree with the decision but we kind of think he won by default because there was so much ass in that gallery. We loved the concept of what he was doing, but we think the time constraints tripped him up again. He originally planned to do quite a bit more heads than that and we think the piece would have been stronger if he had.

In addition, we don't think the piece works entirely on its own. Once he explained it, it became powerful, but without the explanation we think the piece only comes across like a well-executed oddity. The faces - on our television, at least - looked too stylized to read as African-American at a glance. We're not saying he should have given them all stereotypical features, but to us, they just look like stylized depictions of generic "angry man" faces.

Still, we did love the concept and he was miles ahead of anyone else.




"So Jaclyn, why did you decide to do Work of Art?"
"For the exposure."

Look, we understand that oftentimes, artists will use themselves as the canvas or place themselves within the piece. There's nothing wrong with that. And there's certainly nothing wrong with a little nudity. Someone who looks like Jaclyn could easily produce art that asks questions about the objectification of women or the modern definition of attractiveness or any of a hundred other themes and topics. But that's not what she does. She takes generic bathroom shots of herself with her clothes off that look like any of hundreds of thousands of online booty ads from a hookup site.

And if she had something interesting to say about that, we'd applaud it. But she doesn't. Her first response to any art challenge is "Take a picture of myself naked." And that's IT. That's the ENTIRETY of her thought and creative processes. She totally got her ass saved by Erik this week and we have to admit, it was a fantastic idea (which makes us think that Erik is probably an insanely creative type who lacks the training to be an artist). In a way, we don't blame her for owning up to the judges because the only thing the judges liked about her work was entirely someone else's idea.


Now let's look at the bottom...FOUR.




We could have been sold on this one if she'd had something a little more interesting and provocative to say. "The modern church is full of opportunists and charlatans" was a very timely and shocking message ... 600 years ago.

If she'd had something a little more in-your-face going on, the kind of naive-looking Mad Magazine art style would have read as ironic and unsettling.



Enh. "Priests have sex with little boys" is not as shocking as it once was, sad to say. Not to mention it's such a cliche to default to that immediately when you hear the word "shocking." He said that it was his intention to make something that looks like an '80s album cover and we kind of believe him even if we do think it's a lame route to go.

We do think that the composition and execution of the photograph was well done and it's probably what saved him from an elimination, for which we're grateful. We don't love the guy or anything, but it would have truly sucked if he got eliminated on the same challenge where he saved the possible winner's ass singlehandedly.

And we agreed with Jerry that the caption was unnecessary and really weakened the whole piece.

Now let's look at the two who went home. John? What are your thoughts on this challenge?

"Being gay people are always noticing everything you do anyway, so I don't want any unnecessary attention by doing shocking things."

What?

WHAT?

Excuse us, Mr. Plaid Shirt and Sensible Haircut, but you are just about the LEAST shocking gay one could ever hope to encounter. Go take a stroll through the East Village circa 1980 and you'll see some very shocking gays. You? Not so much. We kind of doubt that "everyone" is noticing you as much as you think.

What makes this even funnier is he said THAT...


And produced THIS.



"Oh, everyone looks at me because I'm gay so I don't want to do anything shocking. I know! I'll do a high school pep rally poster depicting someone doing the gayest thing one could possibly do!"

Darlings, you'll occasionally hear a gay tell a funny story about themselves and end it with "I couldn't have looked any gayer if I had a cock in my mouth." Well. There you go.

As the judges said, the subject matter might have worked if he'd depicted it in any manner but this one, which just looked amateurish and cartoonish and did nothing to depict the kind of social isolation he said he was going for.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHA ew HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

We just loved the surrealism of all the judges and contestants standing around and pretending not to notice the shit-smeared crazy woman in the room. Then again, maybe that was Nao's point.

But we don't think it was. She literally could not explain one bit of her piece to any of the judges. We know she's all "I'm not responsible for your reaction blahblahblah," but if you can't say anything in defense of or by way of explanation of your work, then come on.

There's been some speculation that Nao's entire appearance on this show was a form of performance art for her and we're starting to come around to that theory, mainly because she's such a walking cliche of what people think performance artists are that we half-think it must be deliberate. It's possible she's that un-self-aware, but she doesn't strike us as such.


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In or Out: Freida Pinto

It's not easy being green.

Freida Pinto attends the premiere of "The Last Airbender" at Alice Tully Hall
in New York City in Oscar de la Renta.

Oscar de la Renta Resort 2011 Collection
Model: Ginta Lapina

As you might know, we're usually the bitches screaming at starlets to take some risks on the red carpet and stop showing up in high-end prom gowns all the time. And while this is clearly not a prom gown, it's also clearly not an example of someone taking risks. And y'know? We're okay with that this time. In fact, we love the way she looks. "Take a risk" certainly doesn't mean we expect celebrities to show up in cracktastic clown clothes (although it certainly makes writing about them a lot more fun). If the overall look is simple but pleasing, then we care not a whit about whether or not a risk was taken.

This is a simple dress, simply accessorized, but the color and the cohesiveness of the look is very flattering. It's a skosh on the safe and mature side (we can easily picture someone like Marisa Tomei in this) but it's also the very definition of looking "put together." IN.

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Project Runway Season 8 Promo Video

Strap yourselves in!

Darlings, Lifetime released its first promo video for S8 of Project Runway and there are some SHOCKING reveals!

Okay, we lied. Still, aren't you at least a little pumped?


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